straight white boy problem #87631

evgeniemalkin:

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Don’t Fuck With an English Teacher

autumnyte:

fasterwouldbebetter:

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adreaminwallsina:

je-voudrais-dat-ass:

bitchyvegan:

ethanwearsprada:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about

THEYRE VEGAN

this is gross

goodbye all my money

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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

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Ultimate Dog Shaming 2

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moreweights:

leanmeanme:

fitforfightx:

People are all “ah you need to calculate your bmr” “no not bmr, rmr is better” “what are you all messing with, tdee is the shit”

Make up your minds will you

And im sitting here eating two hot dogs, not having weighed myself in over a month.

No no no you have to calculate your tqrd and subtract your ootd from your gtfo

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shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

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mishasminions:

SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR FEELS, BUT HERE IS MISHA’S TONGUE

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The beautiful United States of America

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onlylolgifs:

dog’s first time at the carwash

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zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

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procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

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nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

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