Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99
these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about
this is gross
goodbye all my money
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber
People are all “ah you need to calculate your bmr” “no not bmr, rmr is better” “what are you all messing with, tdee is the shit”
Make up your minds will you
And im sitting here eating two hot dogs, not having weighed myself in over a month.
No no no you have to calculate your tqrd and subtract your ootd from your gtfo
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused
SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR FEELS, BUT HERE IS MISHA’S TONGUE
The beautiful United States of America.
dog’s first time at the carwash
IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES
in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.